Sunday, January 10, 2021

Jesus banned from mainstream social media


In order to prevent views that are likely to stir up hatred, Jesus of Nazareth has been banned from mainstream social media platforms.

These are some examples of his hate speech:

You serpents, you brood of vipers, how are you to escape being sentenced to hell? - Matthew 23:33

You brood of vipers! How can you speak good, when you are evil? - Matthew 12:34

You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean

O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, the city that kills the prophets and stones those who are sent to it! - Luke 13:34

...you are changing it (the Temple) into a ‘hiding place for thieves.’ - Matthew 21:13 

And you, Capernaum, will you be lifted to the heavens? No, you will go down to Hades.- Matthew 11

You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies. - John 8:44


Jesus who is also treasonously called King by his followers has also publicly threatened to destroy state-funded buildings like the Temple.


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